I came across this today and thought you might like it as well.

Evolutionists’ Island
To the tune of “Gilligan’s Island.” (For our younger readers, who don’t know what I’m talking about, you can hear the original
here.)

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a quirky fate,
that started in a pool of goo,
that became me and you … that became me and you.

The weather started getting rough,
volcanoes by the score,
some chemicals, a meteor or two
amino acids began to form … they just began to form…

And then by many fits and starts,
the mighty dinosaurs,
appeared and roamed the earth and then..
… umm, well, then they were no more … (another meteor).

Quickly we mammals then appeared,
as whiskered, little mice
we grew to become you and me
(how’s that for artifice?) … this theory is so nice …

And now we’re here
and now we know just how we came about
Thanks, Chuck Darwin, Stephen Jay Gould, the Leakey man (and his wife), Stephen Hawking, and the rest,
we’re adrift on evolutionists’ isle!

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